Reality sets in as the temperature heats up...
Has anyone checked up on Lich Prince Andrew since the interview?
They're an army, they're just not your personal army.
A chicken in every pot, and a shot in every arm.
I did not see this heist sequel coming.
The simple, easy solution is most likely that. Not right, just easy.
It's like Conjunction Junction, but with more cops and better liquor stores
We're almost there, but it's going to get weirder before it gets better.
Getting hit after time is called hurts like hell
Some days, it's everything you can do to keep warm, dry and on your feet.
Fled Cruz, Ted Cruise, Ted Ruse, Shred Cruz, add your favorite at the bottom!
No, wind turbines aren't freezing. Not the ones you winterize, anyway.
