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Afternoon Tea 6.23.21 - Redneck Rave Rampage
Jun 23, 2021

Afternoon Tea 6.23.21 - Redneck Rave Rampage

Who even gets impaled anymore?

Factual Dispatch #55: Hizzoner's Royal Rumble
Jun 22, 2021

Factual Dispatch #55: Hizzoner's Royal Rumble

Pick 5 to Win! Rank Your Faves!

Afternoon Tea 6.21.21 - Volcano Secret Sauce
Jun 21, 2021

Afternoon Tea 6.21.21 - Volcano Secret Sauce

If a 15 year vet of your sector doesn't understand it, Warning.

Afternoon Tea 6.10.21 - Wet Contact
Jun 10, 2021

Afternoon Tea 6.10.21 - Wet Contact

It costs zero dollars and zero cents not to post that.

Afternoon Tea 6.9.21 - Decuplets
Jun 09, 2021

Afternoon Tea 6.9.21 - Decuplets

If you water water, it grows.

Afternoon Tea 6.8.21 - Titanosaur
Jun 08, 2021

Afternoon Tea 6.8.21 - Titanosaur

Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear.

Afternoon Tea 6.7.21 - Normal Pants
Jun 07, 2021

Afternoon Tea 6.7.21 - Normal Pants

No need to invent dunkable material, there's plenty in this reality.

Afternoon Tea 6.3.21 - Insistent Consistency
Jun 03, 2021

Afternoon Tea 6.3.21 - Insistent Consistency

What you do, not what happened.

Afternoon Tea 6.2.21 - Nuclear Flash Cards
Jun 02, 2021

Afternoon Tea 6.2.21 - Nuclear Flash Cards

Brands do not have emotions & feel no pain.

Afternoon Tea 6.1.21 - Prefer Not To
Jun 01, 2021

Afternoon Tea 6.1.21 - Prefer Not To

Damn it feels good to be a gangster...

Afternoon Tea 5.26.21 - Third Thumb Learning
May 26, 2021

Afternoon Tea 5.26.21 - Third Thumb Learning

Super Flower Blood Moon is a finishing move Sailor Moon's evil clone uses.

Afternoon Tea 5.25.21 - Optogenetics
May 25, 2021

Afternoon Tea 5.25.21 - Optogenetics

Don't tell the PR people we're working on Regeneration of Optics.

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