Afternoon Tea 12.22.2020 - Angel's Fall

(Editor’s Note: After a series of particularly unfortunate events, the writer of Factual Dispatch has gone into hiding for the rest of the year. Once we can bandage his burns and stitch up his wounds, we will be back bright-eyed & bushy tailed in the new year. Until then, here are some $600 memes.)

I don't even remember what year that was now.

I might actually need to price it out.

For anyone who was disappointed we didn't go full 28 Days Later this year. Also, that is pretty cheap if you’re in a major city.

Something something what have you done for me lately?

This is the only excuse I'll accept actually. I wouldn’t believe it, but I would laugh my ass off if Cuomo and Schumer and Mitch came out and were like “none of you are getting money because of naughty you were this summer.”

Where is the lie?

We ran out of change too right?

If they had just given everyone 2 months of Netflix and a pizza party if we stayed home, I would be in an office right now.

This is really the only take that we need. There is no help coming, they don’t give a fuck about you. So bundle up, it’s going to be long, cold, stupid winter.~Management